"Anything That Is Everything"

"Anything That Is
Everything"



Sunday, 17 May 2015

Dont get me started

Hi guys, ST here.

    So our friend LI is a very smart girl. She is one of those, top of the class people.

IT'S IK - ST IS LYING. SHE IS SMARTS AS WELL BUT THIS IS ONE OF THE VERY MODEST MOMENTS OF HER LIFE WHERE SHE THINKS I'M SMARTER THAN HER BUT SHE WRONG. KEEPING THAT IK.

What did I do? Why did I even mention colours, if anyone asks, blame it on IK. Also the song you added on your post on Andy, that song is so beautiful, like people, listen to it if you haven't, I swear to God accidently added too much perfect to Andy's mixture of human. Forget that, Andy doesn't get a description, the literal meaning of perfect should be converted to Andy.

    Back to the post, sorry for side-tracking!

But that doesn't mean she's logical, it doesn't mean she's logical at all. I always say IK and LI are smarts and I'm logic.

    Let me explain:

On Monday, our dear, very dumb LI got chocolate sauce on her scarf. It may or may not have been because I am an ST and I love my food and I find it very hard to part with it. Any who whilst everyone on our table of friendship was dying of laughter, LI was frantically trying to clean the stain. I gave her my antibacterial handgel, feeling a bit guilty, telling her to use it as a soap with some water. I know, I know, I'm a genius. It didn't work if you ask. LI, being... very dumb, not logical at all, proving my logic to smarts point, does something... very LI friendly.

   You will not be able to guess what she did.

Well you might.

   So my very dear friend LI licked the scarf. Remember when I said it had hand gel on it, the hand gel wasn't dry. As a result of that her face retorted into disgust and I was in literal tears. It was so funny, every time I remember it, it is so hard not to crack a smile.

This is the second dumb LI moment. Love you LI.

   FAJ, IK, LI and I were walking home from triple science, as we do every Tuesday (biology mock this Tuesday, wish us luck!) We stopped by this weird pole thing, it is very hard to describe, let me try and find a picture. (update: can't f-ing find the picture, I give up!) We were talking about our ability to jump over them. IK said that LI could do it since she is the tallest out of the four of us that were there. LI, of course being her very adventurous self wanted to try it out if she could do it, since she couldn't as a child. FAJ could do it when she tried. But the pair of them kept attempting over and over again. IK and I got bored so began to walk away. We were a considerable distance away and turn around to expect them to be getting their things and coming with us, since we had already wasted a good fifteen minutes, when we do turn around, it was just in time to see LI's fall. Ahead of the pole was a lamppost, so she fell, hit her head against the lamppost then hit her head against the floor.

Now any good friend would ask her if she was okay. Which we all did. But we are also her best friends so were dying of laughter the whole time home.

  Seriously, this never end, LI is always like this. It doesn't mean she's the joke of the group she is just, as I said, more smarts to logic.

LI, if you read this, love youuu, don't kill me please.

 Memories like these are what makes our group special. A term I created called GOFFS describes us.

GOFFS stands for:

  G = Geeks

  O = Dorks

  F = Duffs

  F = Duffs again.

  The s is there because we are a plural, not a singular. I think that the abbreviation describes us perfectly. Smart in a special way, gamers in a unique way, dorks in a absolutely crazy normal way and duffs in every way possible.

As always, bye Butterflies

  -ST

P.S: Didn't spell check, sorry if anything doesn't make sense I'm in a semi-rush, going to cram in some last minute revising before school tomorrow. And yes I added 'They Don't Need to Know' again, it is a beautiful song, why isn't it on Spotify?



 

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