Hey guys it's IK after like fifty million years.
ST, LI and I are taking part in a stupid little dare put forward by a dear friend of ours who you guys most definitely do not know. XD -ST
ST, LI and I are taking part in a stupid little dare put forward by a dear friend of ours who you guys most definitely do not know. XD -ST
Our dear friend has decided that we swear way too much so we are now no longer allowed to swear until the 17th of December. It isn't that bad anymore but the first day... agonising.
-LI
Truth LI. GAHHHH ZD NOOOOO WHYYY IMMA CRY. Goodbye -ST (also I have mad rhyming skills. I lie)
As ST has spoken our dear friend for the past three years ZD has now left us as she had to move houses. It was an emotional day yesterday with both FAJ and SP crying their eyes out and ST, LI and I on the verge of tears. Losing a friend is a painful experience. We all silently walked home yesterday, not knowing what to say because we were that devastated. *Sigh*
Back to the topic - the three of us have completed three weeks of not swearing. *Applause in the distance*. We've literally developed a new dictionary to replace our everyday swear words.
F-word : Fudge- caking hell.
S-word : Sheesh
P-word (an informal way of saying urinating) - Why're you being bloody stupid?
other words/phrases:
I dare you to continue.
I shall slap you.
Are you being serious, love?
*middle finger*
Stupid face, go away!
I don't like your presence.
You don't like my attitude? Good!
Ta daaa. Swearing is a necessary part of our lives but as the days progressed we're naturally just saying less foul language. Even putting up my middle finger feels weird. Our friend who dared us said she'd buy us triple Belgian chocolate cookies, so that's what we're aiming for. However if one of us does swear - accidentally or on purpose - then they'd have to be the slave of the remaining contestants and then the following swearer will have to do the same for the champion. ST is very confident that she alone will win - bloody nonsense.
I shall report back to you on how it goes. That's it for today guys and apologies if we don't post in the near near future since we have our mock exams and we need to be committed to those.
- IK :D
As ST has spoken our dear friend for the past three years ZD has now left us as she had to move houses. It was an emotional day yesterday with both FAJ and SP crying their eyes out and ST, LI and I on the verge of tears. Losing a friend is a painful experience. We all silently walked home yesterday, not knowing what to say because we were that devastated. *Sigh*
Back to the topic - the three of us have completed three weeks of not swearing. *Applause in the distance*. We've literally developed a new dictionary to replace our everyday swear words.
F-word : Fudge- caking hell.
S-word : Sheesh
P-word (an informal way of saying urinating) - Why're you being bloody stupid?
other words/phrases:
I dare you to continue.
I shall slap you.
Are you being serious, love?
*middle finger*
Stupid face, go away!
I don't like your presence.
You don't like my attitude? Good!
Ta daaa. Swearing is a necessary part of our lives but as the days progressed we're naturally just saying less foul language. Even putting up my middle finger feels weird. Our friend who dared us said she'd buy us triple Belgian chocolate cookies, so that's what we're aiming for. However if one of us does swear - accidentally or on purpose - then they'd have to be the slave of the remaining contestants and then the following swearer will have to do the same for the champion. ST is very confident that she alone will win - bloody nonsense.
I shall report back to you on how it goes. That's it for today guys and apologies if we don't post in the near near future since we have our mock exams and we need to be committed to those.
- IK :D
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