"Anything That Is Everything"

"Anything That Is
Everything"



Saturday, 4 July 2015

IK's Stupidity

Hey guys, IK here.

OK so ST wanted to do a blog post about this stuff but I beat her to it since I'm amazing and everything. That's actually not true - I just beat her to it because I'm completing my procrastination cycle.

Anywho, so I'm just gonna tell you some of my stupid moments. ST describes me as an academically smart person with no logic whatsoever and after reading about things I've done in the past, you'll agree too.


5) My mum assigned me a task to just watch - WATCH - the onions frying the pan. I, being the amazingly stupid person I am, thought I should be helpful and spin them around a bit in the pan. So I picked in the pan up, starting swirling it around and then because I wasn't careful enough to dip the pan too much when I set it back down on the stove, the oil from the pan burnt my elbow. I have no scar because I have this weird skin that rarely ever produces scars after scabs. Anyway that incident really hurt.

4) LI, ST, FAJ and I were all in a meeting at school to help the teachers out with Common Transfer Day - a day where year 6s from primary school come to see the secondary school they're going to join in year 7 - and I was in a group with three other people. One of those three gave me a mechanical pencil to write the four of our names down on the sheet of paper to indicate that we were the monitors for Group 4. There was this rubber like spherical substance at the top and I thought you had to push down on it to get the led to come out. I kept on pushing and pushing and then I got really scared because I thought I broke her pencil. I kept on saying sorry and ST was sitting on the table in front of me with her group and she was just looking at me like I'm stupid. The person who gave me the pencil gave me a sympathetic smile and then simply twisted the pencil's body to push the led out. In the end I felt utterly moronic.

3) So you guys know about Sports Day, right? If you don't then make sure you read the blog posts written about them. Anyway, after our event - tug of war - LI, ST and I went back to our places on the hills. However to get to them you had to cross a silver gate. ST climbed over it with ease. Then it was my turn. Oh dear. Well. I put one leg over it. That was fine. Then I put another leg over it. Instead of pushing myself forward so that I could hop off I just stayed there and then suddenly my legs rose up by themselves causing me to fall back on the floor. Yeah that hurt a lot. Then LI, considering the fact she's tall and everything, just stepped over it. Idiot. So my hip hurt like *beep* for the rest of the day. Yeah that was painful. It didn't help that the two of them started laughing like maniacs.

2) LI will remember this moment. So one day LI and I - along with one of our English teachers and three other people, went to Kings College London (it's actually a university, don't let the name fool you) as a school trip and we had a good time. Nothing stupid happened at the uni, it's what happened after is what matters. So we were trying to find the train station and while our teacher was on the phone trying to figure out where to go we came across a cafe. This cafe was called Cafe Nero but since I'm blind and wear glasses I read it as Cafe Nerd. Then some idiotic buffoon - who I call grey skinny jeans since he was wearing grey skinny jeans - gives me a dirty look. I'm sorry *beep beep* but not everyone has 20/20 eyesight. SOME OF US ARE HALF BLIND! I was literally in the mode of 'you wanna fight let's go' and LI had to hold me back everytime I turned around and got into that mode. Then some innocent guy saw me do that and looked really pitiful towards and LI gave him a reassuring smile. So a nice guy saw me a complete wackadoo in Central London. It's fine. No it's not.

TADAAA GRAND FINALE!

1)  This cracked ST up in French and made everyone, especially LI, whether or not I was truly mental or not. It's boiling hot here in London nowadays so our school jumpers came off. I was wearing a quarter sleeve length dress shirt underneath since all the other ones were in the wash. ST noticed a hole near the underarm and asked how in the world I got that. Well you see...*cough cough*... I was a bit stupid. One day, IK was doing, as I am supposed to being doing now, and someone put my shirt on my bed. That day my bed was surrounded by a bunch of plain white paper as it is and my shirt's completely white too. I had scissors in my hand and mistook my shirt for paper and cut a hole in it. Then I realised that a piece of paper doesn't have threads fraying from the edges when it's cut and I find out it's my school shirt. Ah I'm dumb.


#YOLO

 That's it for today guys. Do comment below if you've done any stupid things that you're embarrased of but they're super funny. Oh and LI has her fair share of logical stupidity. You see neither of us are pragmatic but eh. Who cares?

- IK :D

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